rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

And only then.

tastefullyoffensive:

Famous Hairy Women

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catysmith:

having a cookout for the ol’ birthday tonight.

in all seriousness, though, i really wish option #2 was on the agenda.

well that…or something to do with roller skates, micro pigs and/or body paint.

#theresalwaysnextyear

That second one is Osa Johnson. This just made my day. I FUCKING LOVE HER.